Heavy rain, flooded streets, why is the elder brother still carrying firewood to sell on the street?
Today, as soon as I walked out of the civil service exam hall, I felt like I had failed again. Upon carefully summarizing the reasons for this exam failure, I realized that history is eerily similar.
I always feel like these years of taking various exams have been a continuous tragedy, but I can’t quite figure out why.
The first college entrance exam (yes, I repeated a year later), the essay topic was “Discussing Spirit.” I ended up adapting a satirical article from a 2006 issue of “Microcomputer” (or maybe “Computer Enthusiast,” I can’t remember) about why a 40GB hard drive shows up as 37.2GB in the system. I definitely remember regretting it as I wrote, and I clearly remember that before writing this essay, I had started another piece, only to find myself unable to continue after a few hundred words, so I scribbled it out and wrote this one instead. This topic also filled me with regret as I wrote, and as a result, I only scored 101 in Chinese that year, just a few points shy of the undergraduate cutoff.
Killing and being killed are realities every CSeR must face, and good weapons along with essential skills are the guarantees for survival.
Weapon Overview
In my CS dictionary, there are no terms like pistols, rifles, or submachine guns. Instead, weapons are categorized into close-combat weapons, assault weapons, and long-range weapons. Here, I recommend some weapons I consider to be the best.
- The Beginning
Yesterday afternoon, with nothing to do in the office, I stumbled upon the news that The Avengers was starting its public screening that day. A quick search on Weibo for nearby cinema schedules revealed a showing at 5:10 PM. I quickly grabbed Brother De and headed to the theater. However, to our dismay, while there were still a few tickets left, we were told that a 100 yuan deposit was required for the 3D glasses in the small screening room. Neither of us had brought our wallets, and by the time we ran back to the office and returned, the movie would have already started. So, we opted for the so-called “golden time” slot at 7:30 PM, with tickets priced at 40 yuan—a bit of a rip-off.
“The scenery of Guilin is the finest under heaven,” such fame, such an awe-inspiring description, has long been a dream for us humble citizens of this small country. These seven characters, inscribed on the stone tablet to the upper right of this humble one, when magnified, reveal the scene below, composed by the provincial scholar Zhang Ciliang.
Original text on Weibo: [A woman in Quanzhou entered a store to steal two pieces of bread and was tied to a pole for public display] Southeast Morning Post: On the morning of the 4th, a woman was caught by the shopkeeper on the spot when she stole two pieces of bread on Zhongshan Middle Road, Anhai Town, Jinjiang. In order to warn her and prevent her from committing crimes again, the owner, Mr. Lin, tied the thief to a telephone pole and hung a cardboard with “I am a thief” on his chest.
Poison, oh poison… I know it’s mind-bending, I know I don’t have much time to read, but as soon as my eyes caught sight of this set of books, I immediately placed an order… Old man Kafka, your piece “Before the Law” has unsettled me for so many years…
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Should I throw it away, throw it away, or throw you away? From start to finish, I haven’t seen any eye-catching articles, perhaps because the reading environment is no longer what it was many years ago.
